True story: Justin Bieber has his own nail polish collection coming out soon, and all the colors are named after his songs. I only recently figured out what a Justin Bieber is and have yet to discover why his hair is on sideways, but I think I could really get into this musical nail polish thing. I even have a list of colors and tag lines to help other bands break into the cosmetics industry.
(It’s 2:45 a.m., so I’m pretty sure these jokes won’t be funny tomorrow. And they’ll never be funny if you aren’t at least kind of familiar with the bands… I apologize for your horrible taste in music and my early morning blogging abilities.)