Today at work I spent more time than I should have turning my boss, “Ike”, into a unicorn.
He was so impressed (that might be the wrong word) that he told me I could add ‘Maker of Unicorns’ to my business card.
“As long as the card looks like it was designed by Lisa Frank,” I said, and he stared at me like I was a crazy person.
“You know. Lisa Frank? Oh… I just remembered you weren’t a small girl growing up in the ’90s.”
“No,” he said. “Thank you for acknowledging that.”