Tagged: Holidays

The Three Words That Best Describe Me Are As Follows, and I Quote: Stink! Stank! Stunk!

How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (TV special)

Me being as cuddly as a cactus and as charming as an eel. Like I do.

Grinch and Bear It

Everyone in my family likes Christmas a lot.

As for me, the girl who hates joy, I do not.

I kind of hate Christmas! The whole Christmas season!

So I ripped off a kid’s book to tell you the reason.

It could be it’s because there’s always a fight.

It could be, perhaps, it’s a very long night.

But I think the most likely reasons of all

Are best shown with the list I’m attempting to scrawl.

The number one reason Christmas makes me feel blue

Is when it comes down to it, I wish I were a Jew.

I think to myself, with a sour, Gentile frown,

That the Jewish people have those holidays down.

I’ve been to a couple Rosh Hashanahs before,

And Passover rocks (except the blood on the door)!

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