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Things to Do When You’re Bored, but Only if You’re Simultaneously Trying to Freak Out Your Parents and/or Are Really Good at Committing to Something

– Drop out of college or quit your job, start smoking pot, move in with your stoner best friend, and work at Target for the rest of your life.

– Run away to Las Vegas to get married to someone you met three hours before. (This is especially effective if you’re already married.)

– Learn how to cook, get married, have 2.3 children and a picket fence. Clip enough coupons to wallpaper a room in between making dinner and attending your kids’ recitals, games, and whatever .3 of a child does for fun.

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