Asked and Answered

Lately I’ve been fielding a lot of questions. Questions like…

  • “Did you know that haircut makes the sunburn on your ears stand out even more than it might have otherwise?”
  • “Are you absolutely, positively sure that you want to cancel your business account with Yelp? Can we call you three times a day just in case you change your mind?”
  • “Is anyone in here? I thought I heard crying.”
  • “What is that in your teeth?”
  • “Why did you start a YouTube channel, Stephanie? Why? Why, why, why? Why would anyone do such a thing?

All but two of those queries have me at a loss. I really, really do want to cancel the Yelp account, and I started Life & Steph because time travel hasn’t been invented yet. Duh.

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5 comments

  1. chrysaliswithaview

    I had a friend like Jen :) She told me once that I wasn’t ugly … that I wasn’t the most beautiful person in the world, but I wasn’t ugly. Talk about a backhanded compliment! You have a nice smile :)

  2. It's Just A Theory...

    Okay…
    You’re a hot mess… not like as in Tony Stark in Ironman 3, because (let’s face it) he kinda phoned that one in, but more like in a spilling that chili you’ve been making for the last 6 hours all over those hiking boots of yours…
    Thank God you weren’t wearing a denim skirt…
    Ouch!
    Where was I…?
    Oh, yeah, you’re a hot mess.
    So my question to you would be:
    Is that because of the sunburnt ears?

    Oh, and, um…
    Welcome to the family…
    I’m not sure that I, at a significantly advanced level above you (age wise) know anyone who isn’t a mess in some way or the other.
    The trick is to embrace it…

    And to make sure you invite “Jen” over the next time you feel like making chili.
    Make sure she wears her boots!

  3. grrgoyl

    Full disclosure: I read and watch all your stuff with a small, indulgent smile, but “I think I might have died in the Terminator Wars” made me full on LOL.

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