That I haven’t taken down Big Celery and people are still pushing its agenda and putting it in otherwise perfectly good foods.
That, upon re-reading an email I sent yesterday that was supposed to put someone in their place with righteous indignation, I discovered that what I had actually written was pretty mild-mannered and polite.
How, for the first time ever, a post on this blog does not contain a single list.
Things I’m Not Sorry About
Writing headings that end in dangling prepositions.
The trailer for my new YouTube channel, Life and Steph. Oh, look! There it is, right at the bottom of this blog post. How did that get there?
How I tricked you and this post had two lists in it the whole time. Oh-ho-ho. That Stephanie. What a card.