True story: Justin Bieber has his own nail polish collection coming out soon, and all the colors are named after his songs. I only recently figured out what a Justin Bieber is and have yet to discover why his hair is on sideways, but I think I could really get into this musical nail polish thing. I even have a list of colors and tag lines to help other bands break into the cosmetics industry.
(It’s 2:45 a.m., so I’m pretty sure these jokes won’t be funny tomorrow. And they’ll never be funny if you aren’t at least kind of familiar with the bands… I apologize for your horrible taste in music and my early morning blogging abilities.)
AC/DC’s “Back in Black”– Guaranteed to match your schoolboy outfits
Aerosmith’s “Jaded”– For all those dudes who look like ladies
Kenny Rogers’ “Ruby Don’t Take Your Love to Town Red”– If you’ve painted up your lips and rolled and curled your tinted hair, you’re still missing the color that pulls it all together
R.E.M.’s “Orange Crush”– To help you keep the spotlight while you’re losing your religion
The Beatles’ “Yellow Submarine”– Because you said you wanted a revolution… in nail color
Bob Dylan’s “Tangled Up In Blue”– Can you envision Johanna in this?
Deep Purple’s “Deep Purple”– I can’t think of anything clever to say here
Grateful Dead’s “Touch of Grey”– Seriously, how does this not already exist?
The Flaming Lips’ “Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots”– Even black belts in karate have to accessorize
The Rolling Stones’ “Brown Sugar”– Everyone will notice just around midnight
- Justin Bieber won’t wear nail polish (thestar.com)