Listful Thinking

Listful Thinking http://listfulthinking.org Listless: Lacking zest or vivacity Thu, 23 May 2013 01:01:16 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://1.gravatar.com/blavatar/3aedf8f3d9df785697329318033b4a5a?s=96&d=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.wp.com%2Fi%2Fbuttonw-com.png Listful Thinking http://listfulthinking.org Don’t Worry, Be Happy http://listfulthinking.org/2013/05/16/dont-worry-be-happy/ http://listfulthinking.org/2013/05/16/dont-worry-be-happy/#comments Thu, 16 May 2013 07:02:22 +0000 Listful Thinking http://listfulthinking.org/?p=4746 ]]> http://listfulthinking.org/2013/05/16/dont-worry-be-happy/feed/ 15 summarhere Woody and I do, however, share an excellent taste in corrective lenses. For example, I strongly believe Jon Snow knows nothin'. Crest MultiCare Whitening toothpaste Also, this just happened. I’ve Got a Feeling http://listfulthinking.org/2013/05/09/ive-got-a-feeling/ http://listfulthinking.org/2013/05/09/ive-got-a-feeling/#comments Thu, 09 May 2013 07:46:17 +0000 Listful Thinking http://listfulthinking.org/?p=4707 ]]> http://listfulthinking.org/2013/05/09/ive-got-a-feeling/feed/ 23 summarhere OH LIKE YOU NEVER GET BORED. And if you could throw them, I bet it would go a lot like this. The Sounds of Silence http://listfulthinking.org/2013/04/25/the-sounds-of-silence/ http://listfulthinking.org/2013/04/25/the-sounds-of-silence/#comments Thu, 25 Apr 2013 07:05:20 +0000 Listful Thinking http://listfulthinking.org/?p=4659 ]]> http://listfulthinking.org/2013/04/25/the-sounds-of-silence/feed/ 67 summarhere Well. Sometimes. I make this face throughout the entire writing process. Pictured: Louis Armstrong, jazzing it up. Whee! Don’t You Know about the New Fashion, Honey? http://listfulthinking.org/2013/04/18/dont-you-know-about-the-new-fashion-honey/ http://listfulthinking.org/2013/04/18/dont-you-know-about-the-new-fashion-honey/#comments Thu, 18 Apr 2013 06:09:22 +0000 Listful Thinking http://listfulthinking.org/?p=4637 ]]> http://listfulthinking.org/2013/04/18/dont-you-know-about-the-new-fashion-honey/feed/ 13 summarhere Frighteningly-skinny David Bowie and I have no time for your baked zucchini strips. WHAT AM I DOING ON HERE?! Remember that movie about Kevin Bacon moving into town and ruining EVERYTHING? BUT I AM NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT. Moving into the Universe, Drifting This Way and That http://listfulthinking.org/2013/04/11/so-long-and-thanks-for-all-the-fish/ http://listfulthinking.org/2013/04/11/so-long-and-thanks-for-all-the-fish/#comments Thu, 11 Apr 2013 06:00:00 +0000 Listful Thinking http://listfulthinking.org/?p=4564 ]]> http://listfulthinking.org/2013/04/11/so-long-and-thanks-for-all-the-fish/feed/ 9 summarhere Here. I drew you a picture. However, if you represent a space-exploring company and you need an astronaut who knows her way around Twitter, LOOK NO FURTHER. Just ask this guy. The Rocky Mountain Way: Better Than the Way We Had http://listfulthinking.org/2013/03/21/time-to-change-the-batter/ http://listfulthinking.org/2013/03/21/time-to-change-the-batter/#comments Thu, 21 Mar 2013 06:00:02 +0000 Listful Thinking http://listfulthinking.org/?p=4435 ]]> http://listfulthinking.org/2013/03/21/time-to-change-the-batter/feed/ 13 summarhere SHUT UP, MOUNTAINS, WE GET IT ALREADY. "Wouldn’t it be funny if you took a picture of me like this?” she joked, and immediately regretted it. "Hello? Stephanie's not home right now, Wild. May I take a message?" Screen Shot 2013-03-20 at 10.04.57 PM Little Ghost, Little Ghost, What I’m Scared of the Most http://listfulthinking.org/2013/03/14/i-am-the-one-hiding-under-your-stairs/ http://listfulthinking.org/2013/03/14/i-am-the-one-hiding-under-your-stairs/#comments Thu, 14 Mar 2013 06:00:18 +0000 Listful Thinking http://listfulthinking.org/?p=4263 ]]> http://listfulthinking.org/2013/03/14/i-am-the-one-hiding-under-your-stairs/feed/ 17 summarhere angel Figuratively. He is an heirloom, and his name is Winston Turtle. I’ll thank you to treat him with a little respect. They look so laid-back. I Hope I Die Before I Get Old http://listfulthinking.org/2013/03/07/i-hope-i-die-before-i-get-old/ http://listfulthinking.org/2013/03/07/i-hope-i-die-before-i-get-old/#comments Thu, 07 Mar 2013 07:00:49 +0000 Listful Thinking http://listfulthinking.org/?p=4237 ]]> http://listfulthinking.org/2013/03/07/i-hope-i-die-before-i-get-old/feed/ 20 summarhere Yes. That Theodore Roosevelt. And for some reason, it's never, ever related to Calvin Coolidge. WHAT GIVES? Roosevelt_wolf_hunt None of my dresses have spiderwebs on them. Clearly I am a sunny person. THANKS, TED! I Can Be Your Hero, Baby http://listfulthinking.org/2013/02/28/i-can-be-your-hero-baby/ http://listfulthinking.org/2013/02/28/i-can-be-your-hero-baby/#comments Thu, 28 Feb 2013 07:00:52 +0000 Listful Thinking http://listfulthinking.wordpress.com/?p=3535 ]]> http://listfulthinking.org/2013/02/28/i-can-be-your-hero-baby/feed/ 14 summarhere There is some disagreement among therapists as to the legitimacy of this approach. Dead 168 years and still giving me nightmares. Pictured: Richard, in his favorite suit. I need to work on my accessorizing, though. I Could Never Be Your Woman http://listfulthinking.org/2013/02/14/i-want-to-drink-alone-dressed-like-a-pirate/ http://listfulthinking.org/2013/02/14/i-want-to-drink-alone-dressed-like-a-pirate/#comments Thu, 14 Feb 2013 07:41:40 +0000 Listful Thinking http://listfulthinking.wordpress.com/?p=4034 ]]> http://listfulthinking.org/2013/02/14/i-want-to-drink-alone-dressed-like-a-pirate/feed/ 6 summarhere . Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Susan B. Anthony could beat me up. One should always be well-armed in the kitchen. Picture me chewing these meatballs thoughtfully. Yes. I made those.